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Message to Readers

By popular demand-- a phrase I never thought I'd get to say-- here's another snippet of TBaDLaaP, an acronym I have got to find a way to trim down

Henchmen: Texts Between A Dark Lord and a Protagonist (p2)

December 13, 2020

FREE WRITING

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Dec 7, 5:54 pm

EmotionallyStableBoii: uh, hi

YouFool38: ? Hi, do you need something
YouFool38: Do the moons align today? did I miss it? I have it marked on my Google calendar...

EmotionallyStableBoii: Nah, nah, just... u have henchmen, right

YouFool38: you mean my dark minions of the night

EmotionallyStableBoii: no, Minions is trademarked. Heavily

YouFool38: oh. Then yeah, henchmen
YouFool38: y do you ask

EmotionallyStableBoii: do you, like, pay them?

YouFool38: Why would I pay them
YouFool38: they do insanely dangerous and laborious work for free
YouFool38: and they've only gone on union strike, like, twice

EmotionallyStableBoii: because they're afraid of you

YouFool38: cuz they're afraid of me

EmotionallyStableBoii: Duly noted. Besides that, did you do their costuming, weapons, and naming stuff for them or...?

YouFool38: Of course not, you fool. I have a warehouse in Uganda where we order in surprise packs of armor and stuff for them
YouFool38: & why would I name them? they already have names and they're from the underworld, so it's already stuff like Headsplitter and Stormslayer and Maskprotester

EmotionallyStableBoii: kk just wondering



Dec 9, 4:15 pm

YouFool38: you got a sidekick
YouFool38: you got. a sidekick.

EmotionallyStableBoii: didya like them? Their sidekick name is Sparrow

YouFool38: did you rip off of Robin

EmotionallyStableBoii: of course not. Robin's also trademarked
EmotionallyStableBoii: and i'm way too emotionally stable to be Batman anyway

YouFool38: you fool. you don't pay them do you?

EmotionallyStableBoii: they work for $120 per hour of battle

YouFool38: every day you find new ways to disappoint me
 

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17 Comments
  • WordsSpeakLouder

    maskprotestor


    5 months ago
  • dee’s abditory

    new favorite series, im crying :)


    5 months ago
  • BlueWolf (Semi Hiatus)

    Hahahaha!!! :) Love this!!! I adore the banter and how much personality this has!!!
    Re: thanks for the honorable mention!!!
    *Dances around the room*
    Be cool. Be cool. :3


    5 months ago
  • anemoia (#words)

    hahahahahahah yes yes yes oh my gosh this may become a bookmarked piece...
    maybe TBDLP? for the acronym


    5 months ago
  • sunny.v

    okay FIRST OFFFF IVE BEEN EAGERLY AWAITING THIS and will comment properly in a bit! you're hilarious though and i love "Maskprotestor" jksdnfskj
    but re: ofc i know who you are omg jsknfksdf im no celeb! im curious actually what you think my brand is lol? this is news to me! but you're so so very sweet and your kind words are like! :D to me! thank you for making my day, love ! <3


    5 months ago
  • doodleninja

    re: ahaha thank you!
    and hey, genius can be manifested in twenty minutes :D


    5 months ago
  • Anne Blackwood

    Re: I just giggled with manic glee so thanks for that. <3 ^u^


    5 months ago
  • doodleninja

    ahh they're so many good one-liners in this! I love the back-and-forth between these two.
    "no, Minions is trademarked. Heavily" yessssss XD


    5 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Hiatus)

    Re: ha, thank you! I totally understand! :) :)


    5 months ago
  • Paisley Blue

    re: haha you got it right :) happy reading!! <3


    5 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Hiatus)

    Re: awwww, thank you and YAY! AND THANK YOU FOR THE SHOUTOUT, FRIEND!!!! :D


    5 months ago
  • Paisley Blue

    re: aww haha now you made MY day :D thanks for your support <3333
    also, i really like Leaves of Grass! I'd definitely recommend reading "Song of Myself" which is one of the most popular parts. It's about 40 -ish pages long? it's so good <33 the entire book is pretty long, i'm still only like halfway through lol. but i really do love it!! :) if you read it, lmk what you thought!! :)


    5 months ago
  • beth r.

    re: YOUR COMMENT IM WHEEZING
    also- yup! you've got second chapter!


    5 months ago
  • Paisley Blue

    omggggggg this is AMAZING ahhhhh i may or may not have read this to my sister & mom lol they loved it XD


    5 months ago
  • beth r.

    I'M CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
    just screenshotted and sent it to my friend we're all wheezing
    re: you're so sweet and ALSO I've looked for the meme for a full 10 minutes which is an eternity for my salad crouton- like attention span, so I apologize, hOwEvEr, as soon as I find it I'll drop it in your comment section.


    5 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    EmotionallyStableBoii is my new favorite person. Amen.
    re: hhhh I did? yasssss I did it yay now I can make more poetry knowing it isn't baddd


    5 months ago
  • Anne Blackwood

    LEGEND


    5 months ago