I joined my Zoom English class, and my friend Amy wasn't muted and I heard her mom threatening her with a flip flop. Yup, we stan her mom in this household. My other friend joined, and put their name as "Your Swiffer Overlord". This sparked a conversation where someone was like, "Oh, the Swiffer from Dora the Explorer?"
"You mean the Swiper?" I asked incredulously.
"No, that little hot pink beaver thing were they're like, 'Swiffer no swiping'!"
I sighed the hardest I ever did.
"No, a Swiffer is like a broom's weird second cousin. In Dora, it's a Swiper, and it's orange, ya dingus."
"How do you know so much about Dora anyway?" Asked the perpetrator defensively, obviously not prepared to accept defeat to my so-extensive-it's-concerning cartoon knowledge.
I mean, Dora's a pretty good part of my childhood.
Minus the parts were she asks a question and stares into the screen, and your soul, for an eternity.