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est. 8.19.20

Message to Readers

Like I said, been a minute/two months :/
If you're confused go check out the other pieces... :)

Of An Early Morning Phone Call and a Bird Watcher(COVID Calls 4)

December 6, 2020

FREE WRITING

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Me: Hello this is Madeline from ****** Family Medicine, is this Karen?

Karen: Yeah.

Me: Hi, I'm calling for your Coronavirus screening, i have a couple question to ask you. 

Karen: Fine. 

Me: Okaay.... Do you have a fever, cough, shortness of breath, chills, muscle pain, any...

*hears thunk*

Karen: OHHH MYYYYY GOSSHHHHH

Me: WHAT? Are you okay?

Karen: NO.  A BIRD JUST HIT THE WINDOW

Me: *sighs* okayy...

Karen: THIS IS REALLY BAD LUCK... HORRIBLE LUCK...

Me: Okay well I just have a couple more questions.

Karen: WHAT KIND OF BIRD WAS THAT?  A ROBIN? OH NO NO NO....

Me: Could you please calm...

Karen: *hangs up*

Me: okie doke, welp.
Guys... it's been a hot minute since i updated this series. Uh like... two months... oof. I guess for a while there i just wasn't getting any entertaining content. But now I'm back :)

If you are confused please check out my other parts to this series, linked below. 
Of An Early Morning Phone Call and A COVID Denier
Of An Early Morning Phone Call and a Confused Patient
Of An Early Morning Phone Call and Classical Music

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15 Comments
  • ~Zoe N~

    lol thank you for that


    5 months ago
  • birthdaycandles

    Hahahahaha I love this series! During my summers I also work on the phones for an office, and some of the things you have to deal with are hilarious, but of course you have to keep professional and confidential about it all! I think people seriously underestimate how difficult it is!


    5 months ago
  • AliMuscles04

    XD This is great! Definitely going to check out the other parts when I have time!


    5 months ago
  • its.joyanna

    lmao karen... she a lil sus tho


    5 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Hiatus)

    Re: haha, thank you! And yes, I understand! XD


    5 months ago
  • anemoia (#words)

    The fact that these are all based on real life is crazy funny


    5 months ago
  • anemoia (#words)

    That is... no words
    Cannot believe people are actually like this


    5 months ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    HAhahahha the series goes ON. YES!! XD


    5 months ago
  • Lata.B

    hahhaah Karen tho...


    5 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Hiatus)

    Wow.... animal lovers unite! XD
    Re: awww, thank you so much!! Yes, I understand about time flying. But hey, we can still act like kids sometimes! That’s what makes it FUN!!!!!!!!! XD XD


    5 months ago
  • Shay

    I love that her name is Karen


    5 months ago
  • that one rat from ratatouille

    it's always the karens...


    5 months ago
  • sci-Fi

    the fact her name is Karen tho...


    5 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    well, you have more fun than I do! XD XD this series is great--keep updating, if you don't mind!


    5 months ago
  • xx carolina xx

    RIP bird and RIP Karen's sanity???


    5 months ago