LindytheRavenclaw

United States

Homeschooled bibliophile
almost 14
she/her
musical nerd
Aquarius
Currently dating Cedric Diggory
Daughter of Poseidon
Hobbit, unfortunately
"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities." ~Tolkien
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joke credit goes to a random Pinterest user XD

Cheddar Cheese|bonus joke

November 9, 2020

FREE WRITING

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Why does 
Cheese 
Always taste different 
When it's cut 
Differently? 

Grated 
Sliced thinly 
Cut in sticks 
It all tastes different 
Weird 

But I think I am 
The 
Most Grateful 
For Shredded cheese. 
 
ahem.  A B C D E F G H I J K PHOSPHORUS Q R S T U V W X Y Z. 
know why? 
Cause it's EL-E-MEN-TAL P 
*cackles in the distance* 

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6 Comments
  • Rose A. (semi hiatus)

    Re: Haha, good one! You might not have any more but, OOH, I DO, I DO, I DOOOO. HEYYYYY!


    2 months ago
  • Rose A. (semi hiatus)

    Responding 5 minutes after reading. Before I went up and down stairs multiple times for my parents, I read this. I've been laughing hysterically inside my head. Love a good joke. But you're right, different cuts have different tastes! :D
    Also... do you have any good Hamilton jokes? if so, no don't change the subject. Because that's my favorite subject.


    2 months ago
  • YouAreEnough

    Lol hehe:D


    2 months ago
  • that one rat from ratatouille

    wait. you’re funny. marry me <3


    2 months ago
  • mirkat

    ok this is too funny! footnotes da best lol XD <3


    2 months ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    XD no words here just laughter bahahaa


    2 months ago