Believe it or not, I know why you are reading this right now.
I have read your mind, and know that you were bored and you happened to come across this piece. then you read the title and thought, 'huh, this looks interesting' so you clicked in, and are now reading these very words.
Cool, right? I bet you're totally stumped!
Watch. I can do it again. Lets see...
Right now you're thinking that this piece is kind of funny and... Wait, that you know how I'm doing this?
Well, you can't say I didn't try!