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Message to Readers

rant.

anti-maskers and karens who lurk around starbucks

October 28, 2020

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6
anti-maskers
you all suck
endangering
people around
you
no regard for
what's recommended
or required
because it's
"hArd tO bREathe in tHESE thiNGS!"
no shoot
Sherlock


karens
the first mistake
you made
was getting 
that oh-so 
infamous 

haircut.

yelling at the barista
whose making your order
'too slow'
doesn't make the process
go any faster
but it does make you
the laughing stock
of any person
who has half
a brain
and access to 
a cellphone.

what i'm trying
to say
anti-masker
karens
and everyone
in between
just stay out
of your local
starbucks. 


 

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2 Comments
  • U S E R N A M E S (W R IT I NG HIA T US)

    YES. 1. Thank you for making this 2. Thank you for making this 3. Thank you for existing
    4. Thank you for having the courage to do this

    Feedback: Keep doing what you're doing, rant, or no rant!


    6 months ago
  • mirkat

    this is funny. and true. and wow, love it. i also love how you connect it all back to starbucks, like there is structure even in this tiny poem rant thing that i admire. keep writing and everyone wear a maskkkk! <3


    6 months ago