CRUNCH KERSCRUNCH
BBBBBBRRRROOOOM
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
WEEEOOOOOWEEEEOOOO
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCREEEEEEEEEEECCCHH VRRRROOOOOMM
KERSPLOOOSH
blubblubblub
“OUT OF THE CAR. NOW!!”
“Officer Janisk, what the hell is going on here?”
“Well sir, two cows trotted into a car dealership and stole a pickup truck. They then proceeded to speed down Main Street at 70 mph and knock over all the traffic cones. When I tried to pull them over they accelerated around the corner and drove into the lake.”
“...”
“Sir?”
“Where are these cows now Janisk?”
“Over there, grazing.”
“... I need a drink Janisk.”
Footnotes
I hope this makes someone laugh. It’s been a rough week and I just wanted to write something fun. I enjoyed writing this so maybe I’ll make this a series. I don’t know. I hope wherever you are and whoever you are, you are doing well. :)
The "blubblubblub" part made me laugh so hard. The onomatopoeia here is hilarious. I've also had a pretty tough week, so this was perfect timing!! XDXD
5 Comments
If you died right now, where would you go? (Kit-Kat Sully)
Replying: Savanna is now permanently censored. :( Thanks for your concern.
Paisley Blue
re: thank you for the kind words <3 it really means a lot to me
and i'm going to be okay. im not yet--but i will be <333
If you died right now, where would you go? (Kit-Kat Sully)
Hi, can I ask what you wrote on the piece I wrote about Savanna? It got censored, so I wasn't able to see what you posted.
D.B.Quaginn
Love this :D You made me laugh.
Busssy.Beee
The "blubblubblub" part made me laugh so hard. The onomatopoeia here is hilarious. I've also had a pretty tough week, so this was perfect timing!! XDXD