Mpm#1

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I'm not sure where I'm going, so I'll keep wandering until I get there!
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The Sounds of Disaster

October 21, 2020

FREE WRITING

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Clump Clump Clump

CRUNCH
KERSCRUNCH 
BBBBBBRRRROOOOM
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG


WEEEOOOOOWEEEEOOOO

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCREEEEEEEEEEECCCHH

VRRRROOOOOMM

KERSPLOOOSH
blubblubblub 

“OUT OF THE CAR. NOW!!”

“Officer Janisk, what the hell is going on here?”
“Well sir, two cows trotted into a car dealership and stole a pickup truck. They then proceeded to speed down Main Street at 70 mph and knock over all the traffic cones. When I tried to pull them over they accelerated around the corner and drove into the lake.” 
“...” 
“Sir?” 
“Where are these cows now Janisk?” 
“Over there, grazing.” 
“... I need a drink Janisk.”
I hope this makes someone laugh. It’s been a rough week and I just wanted to write something fun. I enjoyed writing this so maybe I’ll make this a series. I don’t know. I hope wherever you are and whoever you are, you are doing well. :)

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