Written By: beth r.
1. Prose
This one is just were you write a bunch of big words together with irregular capitalizations, and it just sounds really pretty.
Example:
i.
innocence flees Along the eyelashes of The vulnerable
The beauty about the above is that it means nonsense to me, but someone might find a deep meaning in it.
2. Slam Poetry
Smash things while screaming random words.
Example:
*aggressively throws chair* "MICROWAVE!"
there you have it, folks. Slam poetry.
3. Rhyming
Take it away, Dr.Suess!
Example: roses are red, violets are blue, um...
a cow goes... moo?
14 Comments
Jasmine khawar
Slam poetry XD haha!
("innocence flees Along the eyelashes of The vulnerable" it's really beautiful and deep!!!)
Anne Blackwood
This is hilarious! Slam poetry... oh gosh.
em wilder
HAHA! Especially love slam poetry. :D MICROWAVE!!! Alos your prose is actually really good.... to me it's like crying/ loss of innocence/idk something like that.
madeline3.14159
Lolll XD I Simply cannot!! XD
FantasyOtter12
HAHAHAAA I love this so much gahh one of my favs definitely XD
Halopoet
I will never ever understand what prose us. So the first poetic piece i wrote, i considered it to be prose and i was like there you are, im a writer! And if i ever throw a chair at someone and shout microwave at my first slam poetry contest, its gonna be your fault. Haha.
(sk)eyesofocher
hahahaha I love the slam poetry XD XD and Rhyming since I loooove Dr. Seuss
Paisley Blue
re: lol i know i just thought it was funny <3 I'm so glad you like my writing :)
Paisley Blue
(read: i don't know what you've done with your words, so i can't classify it) lol well thanks? XD
bookmagic
*Throws pillow into someones face* FOOD!
bookmagic
Why do your pieces always make me laugh!? This is awesome!
katnissromanoff
Haha, I love this! That slam poetry example is the best!!! Your pieces always make me laugh so hard :)
sci-Fi
Yep. Sounds about right.
Paisley Blue
haha omg this is hilarious I love your prose example lmao
this is so good!!
(what type would you say mine falls under, because... idrk lol)