dee's abditory

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can someone give me like the cliffnotes version of what is actually going on in my life
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i write music and poetry and sometimes stories :)
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15yo
she/her

Message to Readers

i may have possibly procrastinated a spanish assignment too long and now im failing that class but instead of making up the work i wrote a poem about moving to the bermuda triangle. If thats not Gen Z in one sentence than what is

can we all just drop out of school and move to the bermuda triangle

October 12, 2020

FREE WRITING

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procrastination's a jerk
seriously im not joking
he said to me
"put down your pencil
come and play for a while"
i listened, but he was wrong
he said it would be fun
but now
now is not fun

we should all quit school
and move to the Bermuda Triangle
I bet we'd have loads of adventures
far better than any
math assignment
or Spanish homework

we'd probably find the real Avril Lavigne
I bet she lives in the Bermuda Triangle
on a nice island with coconut trees
and friendly monkeys
she probably has a cool
tree house like in the movies
we'd wear fur pelt dresses
and drink coconut milk
and look at the stars

maybe we'd find that cloning machine
the one they used to make
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
and Katie McGrath?
You know there is one
it is not logically possible
for three women to look so similar
i mean, if we did find the machine
i wouldn't say no to a clone of my own.

Maybe we'd find mothman too
he'd probably fly away each night
and bring us and Avril and the clones
Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts
each morning
he would bring Olive Garden
and McDonald's too
because he is a true gentleman

seriously guys
pack your bags
write your goodbye letters
actually, maybe ill write them for you

school sucks.
We're headed to 
The Bermuda Triangle
in search of Avril Lavigne
a giant moth/man
and a cloning machine
sorry
not sorry
guys im not kidding pack your bags

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11 Comments
  • em wilder

    i just need to echo the comments below mine... this is amazing and so hilarious! it really raised my spirits right now.... XD i'm coming, make room in the giant car we are apparently riding in. :D <3


    4 months ago
  • abby.a

    soooooo i call shot gun! OH COME ON WE ALL KNOW I HAVE THE BEST MUSIC TASTE....


    5 months ago
  • Mpm#1

    *looks at looking pile of homework* "Clearly the Bermuda is more important." Great piece!!!XD


    5 months ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    Hahaa Ohmigoodness your message box is HYSTERICAL XD


    5 months ago
  • Melancholy Celestial

    Oh oh! Dibs on picking the spot for the first tree house!


    5 months ago
  • CAT with a SOWRD

    Save a seat for me on this trip


    5 months ago
  • Cosmogyral

    let's build ships and recreate the first pirates of the Caribbean movie before the franchise went to heck


    5 months ago
  • queenie

    ALSO YEAH LET ME JUST PACK MY BAG I'M GOING TOOOO


    5 months ago
  • Paisley Blue

    let's go.


    5 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    PACKING AND GETTING ON THE TRAIN NOOOOOW


    5 months ago
  • queenie

    wrONG
    oBviouSLy avriL's a cYbOrG dUh


    5 months ago