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Of An Early Morning Phone Call and Classical Music (COVID Calls Pt. 3)

October 4, 2020

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Me: *dials the number*
        *presses call*
        *waits as it rings*
        *phone dings as someone picks up*
         Hello this is Madeline...

The phone:  *Classical music plays*
                   
Me: *waits confused*

The phone: *continues with the classical music*

Me: *continues waiting*

Me: Hello? 

The phone: *classical music*

Me: okaaayyyy

The phone: *classical music stops*

Me: Hello this is Madeline from ********* Family Medicine. Is this...

The phone: *beeps with a depressingly un-classical hang up tone*

Me:  Welp

 
Check out my other two pieces in this series if you are confused...
Of An Early Morning Phone Call and A COVID Denier
Of An Early Morning Phone Call and a Confused Patient

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15 Comments
  • anemoia (#words)

    Gah it published without autocorrecting “hilarious”


    5 months ago
  • anemoia (#words)

    XD the last lines my friend were hilariois


    5 months ago
  • The Ravenclaw Dragon

    I read all three of these and they are quite ludicrous! Also, I like your new profile picture.


    7 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Re: haha, thank you! And yes, I totally understand that, but at least you can bake! I’m........ bad at it, to say the least.


    7 months ago
  • Charisse Marison

    That last line though-
    Made me smile after a long day. Thanks :)


    7 months ago
  • sci-Fi

    Re: YES!!!! I love Umbrella Academy. U should definitely continue watching


    7 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Re: wow, that’s so cool!! And yes, sounds like you’ve had some interesting times!


    7 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Re: aww, thank you! I have claimed him in my bio, so I can tell you he is currently perfectly fine! Also, do you really bake a lot? That’s so cool!


    7 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Haha!!! Wow, would you please let me know when you publish these?


    7 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Part 3 is out!


    7 months ago
  • mindfruit

    Re: I'd say either Tam or Dex is my favorite character. I wish they got more book time though....the last few books have literally been only about Keefe, Sophie, and Fitz. I agree with you, I was a Fitzphie fan but then Legacy happened.....Anyways, I think my favorite character from SA would have to be Szeth. He's an underdog and the way he talks so seriously just makes me crack up (he has a cool sword too) :). As for book recommendations, have you read the Unwanteds? It's a pretty easy read, but it's a great book series. It's sorta like Harry Potter with some concepts from the Hunger Games (speaking of which, you should read the Hunger Games if you haven't). I also am in search of a book....do you have any recommendations for me?


    7 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Re: aww, thank you! You too!


    7 months ago
  • Mpm#1

    Lol, I worked in my father’s law office over the summer. This reminds of some the disastrous experiences I had with calling people back! XD Great piece.


    7 months ago
  • mindfruit

    Haha this is hilarious! Totally captures that awkward moment when the operator puts you on hold.
    Re: Thanks for your kind words! IKR I'm extremely excited for November. It's like the ultimate book release month. Btw, who are your favorite SA and KOTLC characters?


    7 months ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    XD nuuuu omigosh these are absolutely hilariousss "beeps with a depressingly un-classical hang up tone" my favorite line in this series so far..


    7 months ago