Westley

United States

They/Them
Casually contemplating the meaning of life
Constantly surprised by reality
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I like writing poetry, short stories, and the occasionaly nonfiction piece.

Here you'll find all sorts of poetry, short stories, mini series about my boys, and some D&D (dungeons and dragons) tales. Hope you enjoy!

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You should know that you have potential.
You can do great things.
If you want you can be an amazing writer, and a great person.
Take a moment to love yourself.

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Ostriches eating my pizza

October 1, 2020

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I walked into my living room
And with horror I saw
My pizza being devoured by foreign maws

There's a flock of ostriches in my house
They're big and feathery
I could've handled a mouse

But not these five huge ostriches
Sitting in my chairs and eating my pizza
Those evil witches

Clearly I need better security
Because five squaking ostriches
Are tearing up my wife's throw pillows
If she were here she'd take them to the gallows

I need serious help getting them out
When I took back my pizza they just sat there to pout

All I wanted was some flip flappin' dinner

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4 Comments
  • Paisley Blue

    Lmao thank you for this


    5 months ago
  • Anne Blackwood

    This is the kind of content I need in my life


    5 months ago
  • queenie

    this is really wonky and wacky. love it.


    5 months ago
  • Cosmogyral

    lmao, good piece


    5 months ago