Turkeycracker K (a.ka. Firecracker)

United States

Hi! I am 13 years old and I am a strong Christian. I love to write original stories and fanfictions. I have published two picture books already and am working on a third!
....I have a zillion fandoms....

Message to Readers

This is just some silly thing I came up with.....

A typical conversation with myself.....

November 12, 2020

FREE WRITING

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*I finish putting details on a drawing of a character from Solo: A Star Wars Story, with dragon wings and a tail.*
Me: What do you think, me?
Some part of my brain (let's call it 1): Let's color him. His wings will be all shiny and colorful.
Some other part (2): But he's evil! Why is he a KeeperWing? They're, like, the prettiest dragons around!
Third part (3): Because REASONS. We made what's-his-name a SithWing/JediWing hybrid and you didn't care.
1: He had a NAME, thank you very much.
Me: Sheesh, you guys are the WORST for feedback info.
3: (singing) I'm gonna iron my shoes....
2: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SINGING THAT NOW?!?!
1: Every time I see one of the old Superman comic covers in a book, the main character reminds me a bit of Tron from Tron: Uprising. Don't you guys think so?
3: (singing) Oh, nothing, I was just SHAVING MY PIANO!
2: DOES ANYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE KNOW WHAT TRON: UPRISING EVEN IS??!
1: We do. #3, are you paying attention?
3: Lima beans Lima beans Lima beans SLIMY beans.
2: She most certainly is not.
Me: I'm going to go watch my brother play on the Wii. That'll be entertaining.
2: Good idea.
3: Long long journey....
1: NOT NOW!

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4 Comments
  • anemoia (#words)

    XD this is hilarious


    6 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Hey! I did a piece inspired by this if you’d like to check it out!


    6 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Would that be okay if I credit you in my footnotes?


    6 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    XD XD XD XD!!! Thank you, Firecracker, this made me smile!!!! I need to write one of these too!


    6 months ago