Beth R.

United States

~just your average teenage writer~

Message to Readers

hi!
keep an eye out for draft 2 of the dandelion queen tomorrow!
i wish i can thank you all individually for all your kind comments, but i have a geometry and bible test tomorrow, AND i'm dying of exhaustion, so...

if people were fruit (i bet you read that backwords)

September 15, 2020

FREE WRITING

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This was a random conversation we had in English class when learning about personification.
" I would be cold pizza, because a decent amount of people like me, but I'm not hot." Abby says, and we all laugh.
" I would be a banana, because you've gotta peel back my outer shell to get to know me." Adds Clara shyly.
We're quiet.
" God, Clara. You've always got to make things deep." Tilly teases good naturally. 
" I would be dark chocolate, because I'm bitter and... well... dark." Celine says. I laugh, but lightly, because Celine low-key scares me. 
" What about you, Beth?"
" A chicken nugget. Because, well... chicken nuggets."

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17 Comments
  • Zoe N

    Ok thanks for just making my whole life better, I just read through a ton of your pieces, XD gosh they are hilarious!


    7 days ago
  • Zoe N

    Gosh, I was sitting here reading this and after the first sentence, I absolutely burst out laughing :) this made my day better! Thanks :)


    7 days ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Re: yes! What do you think about how in the movies their eye colors were all WRONG? Peeta has BLUE eyes!!!!!!! And Katniss had grey (so did Gale and Haymitch)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    7 days ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Re: I’m doing well, thanks! No, I totally agree! I think it’s cute and so sweet that he’s like that. And it’s rare to find someone outside of your family that’s that protective. And I wouldn’t really call him OVER protective either; all their situations were life or death!


    7 days ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Re: hey! How was your day? I wanted to know if you felt like ranting, it’s been too long since I’ve had some good fan girling (too long as I’m about a day!)


    7 days ago
  • SavannaC!

    Oh my gosh, haha! That’s so funny! I would be a.... pineapple. Because I’m sweet but I can be prickly XD. I don’t know what prickly exactly means though.... XD. Great paper!


    8 days ago
  • Firecracker K

    But I do love chicken nuggets....and dark chocolate for that matter


    8 days ago
  • Firecracker K

    LOL. That's funny! I don't know what I'd be...


    8 days ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Hi, Beth! How are you? In the mood for some friendly fan girl ranting?


    8 days ago
  • Jasmine khawar

    I would be a "chicken" XD
    And best of luck for the test! Oh wait.....I'm late.
    So I hope it went good


    8 days ago
  • Coolgirl2020

    This is hilarious! I think I'd be...a mango. I dunno, why, just...mango.


    8 days ago
  • Starcatcher

    Hilarious I think /i would be chicken nuggets just because of chicken nugget too!


    8 days ago
  • catlover101

    really funny !


    8 days ago
  • Anne Blackwood

    "I would be cold pizza, because a decent amount of people like me, but I'm not hot." Okay that is HILARIOUS and this is great.


    8 days ago
  • Rohan’s Defender

    Haha!! Love it! Re: of course! :) You’re awesome!


    8 days ago
  • madeline3.14159

    Of course chicken nugget!! Why not?
    Re: thanks. I love to make readers suffer :)


    8 days ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    Hahahhahahahhahaahhahahaha WOW XD I cant chicken nuggets for lifeeee


    8 days ago