Huba Huba

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Writer, poet, musician, wanna-be-botanist.
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Joined: May 26, 2020

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If Poker Cards Were People- a sequel to FantasyOtter12's "If Chess Pieces Were People"

August 31, 2020


If Poker cards were people, this would most likely happen: 

1. The kings of Hearts, Spades, Clubs, and Diamonds would punish the Joker, Ace, and the Two. In every country, the king is supposed to rule, yet in Poker, the Joker, Ace, and the Two seem to have more power. Especially not Aces and Twos, who should be like knights or merchants in the kingdom. 

2. Why should the kings rule the countries? Queens can do everything that the king can. Queen Elizabeth shaped England into a very powerful country. Thus, the queen and the king fight for power. 

3. Amidst all this chaos about who should be the ruler of the country, the Jack teams up with the Joker, Ace, and the Two who sits in jail, waiting for their executions. They hatch a plan and murder the king and queen, and the 4 rise to power again. 

4. The threes, fours, fives, sixes, sevens, eights, nines, and tens are sick of being at the bottom, and dethrone the Jack, Ace, Two, and the Joker. 

5. The human who owns this cards can no longer play Poker because they've killed each other already. It decides to play another game. 
What should the next game be? 


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  • The Ravenclaw Dragon

    I also wrote one! Here's the link:

    about 1 year ago
  • doodleninja

    my brothers and I would always make up stories with poker cards as characters, so this really brought back memories.
    Love this piece tho! And how the lesser numbers stage a coup against the king is magnifique XD

    about 1 year ago
  • Starting Anew! (still Coolgirl though)


    about 1 year ago
  • ~Zoe~

    Nice! I did If Chutes and Ladders characters were people on my profile.

    about 1 year ago
  • SunV

    I wrote another part to this amazing Prompt series! Check it out:

    It's based on the game Guess Who, a less but still popular board game.

    about 1 year ago
  • V-Rose

    HAHA! I love how you made the human sound like the creature just outside of this awesome realm of poker.

    about 1 year ago
  • RemovedUser1

    Haha! This is great! I love the ending!

    about 1 year ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Semi-Active)

    Just published it! I hope you like it! Thank you so much for including me!

    about 1 year ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Semi-Active)

    Ps. Maybe I can get to it tomorrow! Fingers crossed!

    about 1 year ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Semi-Active)

    Re: okay, I’ll try to do that if I have time! Thank you!

    about 1 year ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    Hahaa this is amazing!! So proud my piece started this...You could pass along the ball to someone who wants to try a different game.. :)

    about 1 year ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Semi-Active)

    Re: Yes! I’m a big LOTR fan!! And Hunger Games too XD!!

    about 1 year ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Semi-Active)

    Haha! This is great, and very true! I think you should do monopoly! :)

    about 1 year ago