beth r.

United States

... just your average teenage writer

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anyone down for a part two XD
also if you like any of these foods, good for you. This is totally my unpopular opinion.

vegetarian chilli and other sins against humanity

August 21, 2020

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so I decided to compile a list of foods that should not exist because why not
1. vegetarian chilli: false advertising. I'm sorry, but chilli isn't chilli without that rich, meaty flavor. This is just vegetable soup. 
2. mint and orange ice cream: so Ben and Jerry's makes this, trying to replicate the taste you get when drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth. It's the stuff of nightmares. 
3. gluten free english muffins: they're as hard as a rock on the outside and soggy in the inside *shudders*.
well, that's all for now folks

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10 Comments
  • mia_:)

    haha the title is so funny! as a gluten-free person, i can vouch for gf english muffins; i recently found a brand that is delicious!


    7 months ago
  • sunny.v

    the title gave me a chuckle for sure.


    7 months ago
  • Ibex

    number 2=ewwwww
    why did they think that was a good idea, like NO that's a terrible idea! MINT AND ORANGE????
    Love this piece. Your talent for comedy is superb.


    7 months ago
  • EliathRose

    I really like vegetarian chili, but in my defense, I've never eaten meat. So I suppose I can't judge.


    7 months ago
  • Anne Blackwood

    1. Makes sense
    2. But why
    3. Tbh gluten-free baked goods in general kinda suck ~ A sad newly gf person


    7 months ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    I agree with LindyTheRavenclaw everything is sooo relatable and so funny


    7 months ago
  • Alex S

    Wow. Never knew Ben and Jerry's made such an icecream. I did not see that coming!


    7 months ago
  • Rachaelgrace (hiatus) :)

    So funny and clever :)


    7 months ago
  • Paisley Blue

    yikes, even residing about this makes me shudder.
    Although I have had some good vegetarian chil—but it was more like a soup!!


    7 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    Okay so no offense to anyone else, but you are probably my favorite writer on here. So relatable and I just love everything you write. Hats off to you, Mellon


    7 months ago