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Fifteen Year-old Over-spends So Much At Book Store That She Owes Her Mother Sixty Five Dollars #Conficiens

June 13, 2020


Fifteen-year-old Evanora Mc-Duff spent sixty five dollars on books at Robinson's Book Shop on Saturday, when asked by a reporter what prompted these so-called irresponsible actions, Mc-Duff used some inappropriate for a wider audiences, hand-gestures, and said: Because it is classics, it is actually a great bargain to buy so many great books for just sixty five dollars. I believe that if you are buying great books you should buy as many as possible because . . .  Unfortunately the recording device used for recording Mc-Duffs words crashed from an overload of book wisdom when downloading the speech onto a computer. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
    The gist of what Mc-Duff was saying is that in lock-down, she has yearned for good books. Mc-Duff has an uncanny ability to find many, many books that she, and I quote her on this desperately need's. Basically, Robinson's is serene, incredible, and the book-shop equivalent of Tantalus's fruit tree; all those books, but you cannot buy them or you will be broke.
      Journalist, Jacaranda French summed this story up perfectly, Yes, Mc-Duff now owes a large sum of money for those books, but . . . who can resist? I have to leave this interview now to go to Dymoc's Book Shop, no-don't put that in!
Books are the best cure for boredom, so go buy some books! 
This is for competition #Conficiens 

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  • spurtsofdarkness

    Yeah, this is the perfect format, great piece! And thanks for entering :)

    11 months ago
  • Stone of Jade

    this is awesome!! i always buy waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many books (but is there really too many?!)

    11 months ago
  • V-Rose

    I completely agree! Awesome work.

    11 months ago