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Originally, the first line had NyQuil instead of Pixie Sticks, but apparently, a magician claiming it makes you pass out and convulse uncontrollably is "promoting recreation drug use" and I got an email that "wasn't angry, just disappointed" from our editors who are endlessly concerned about the habits of teens who think that writing is cool. Don't do drugs, y'all.
(part three of Chillax)
Written By: A Certain Type of Decisive
September 16, 2020