Juniper

United States

Hi, anyone who’s reading this! Well, for starters, I LOVE cats. That’s the most common fact about me. I’m an avid reader, I like listening to music, and I like to joke. A LOT. Anyway, thanks for stopping by!!

Message from Writer

This is one of my favorite quotes. It’s by Steve Jobs:

HERE’S TO THE CRAZY ONES.
THE MISFITS. THE REBELS. THE TROUBLEMAKERS.
THE ROUND PEGS IN THE SQUARE HOLES.
THE ONES WHO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
THEY’RE NOT FOND OF RULES.
AND THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE STATUS QUO.
YOU CAN QUOTE THEM, DISAGREE WITH THEM,
DISBELIEVE THEM, GLORIFY OR VILIFY THEM.
ABOUT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN’T DO, IS IGNORE THEM
BECAUSE THEY CHANGE THINGS.
THEY INVENT. THEY IMAGINE. THEY HEAL.
THEY EXPLORE. THEY CREATE. THEY INSPIRE.
THEY PUSH THE HUMAN RACE FORWARD.
MAYBE THEY HAVE TO BE CRAZY.
BECAUSE THE ONES WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH
TO THINK THAT THEY CAN CHANGE THE WORLD,
ARE THE ONES WHO DO.

NOW?!?!?!

April 23, 2020

FREE WRITING

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NOW you tell me that my cat destroyed my room?
NOW you tell me that you forgot to return your overdue movie to the library?
NOW you tell me that you didn’t get your homework done?
NOW you tell me that you spilled your breakfast on my iPad?
NOW you say that you read my diary?
NOW you confess that you stole my phone?
What other stuff are you hiding?
My left converse sneaker?
The cats’ toys?
The hair ties that have been mysteriously disappearing from their proper place?
Wait
Oops
That was me
But you did steal Dad’s lucky socks?
Yes, you did, and now you’re apologizing my ear off
here’s what I don’t get
NOW you say that you’re sorry?
Why didn’t you say something three months ago when the stuff actually happen?
What’s with all the freaking procrastinating?

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8 Comments

  • Juniper

    Thanks!!!


    9 months ago

  • Ree Sethu

    This is hilarious!! *laughing out loud*


    9 months ago

  • Juniper

    Ok, I will, thanks!


    9 months ago

  • amazing grace

    You can definitely join, just make sure you post your entry before April 30


    9 months ago

  • Juniper

    Thanks!!!


    9 months ago

  • silverrose1011

    This is incredibly hilarious!


    9 months ago

  • Juniper

    Lol!!


    9 months ago

  • WhispersOfGray

    Hilarious. NOW I'm laughing. "My left converse sneaker" That had me laughing so hard my belly hurt lol. XD


    9 months ago