Deep_Breaths

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I AM
slytherin
owner of ALL the books
a grand writer (I hope!)
really hungry
1/3 of the Three Musketeers
feeling poetic
in love with life
#christian
a ballerina <3
potterhead
(I can be formally addressed as *Mrs. Malfoy*)

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March 6, 2020

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If you're arguing with a woman and she says "wow"... RUN

Don't assume that when I'm angry I'm on my period, because if you do, when you're sleeping I'll "assume" you're dead and bury you in my yard

I hate it when people come to your house and ask "do you have a bathroom?" 
No, we pee in the yard.

Vanessa: A lot of girls hated me this year, but their boyfriends loved me
Amy: WHAT?!

Sorry, I didn't mean to push ALL your buttons, I was just looking for mute

Amber is my girlfriend
-Nobody

Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am

 

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