Tushar Mandhan

India

Chasing dreams
Milestones to be achieved.
Hopeless romantic
Libra
'illegitimi non carborundum'
'I wanna fly,
I wanna run,
I wanna fall,
but I don't wanna stop.'
I'm baring my soul to listen whispers of gray skies

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Auto Corrects #lovein2020 #taketen #LOLchallenge

March 25, 2020

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Mum: What are doing?
Me:    Nothing much.
Mum: Why are you not doing anything then?
Me:    I'm doing.
         I'm spanking waiters.
Mum: What? Come home right now!
Me:   I meant speeding water
        OMG SPLASHING WATER!


My friend, Vivek: You won't believe what happened today!
                    Me: Then don't tell me.
                Vivek: Then don't talk with me!
                    Me: K, what happened?
                Vivek: I pregnant Monica!
                    Me: What? When?
                          Your parents know about it?
                 Vivek: Chill dude! I meant proposed. LOL
                     Me: LMAO 


Me:  Where are you?
Dad: In the mall
Me:   Please get me a penis from there.
Dad:  I thought you have one.
Me:   No. Vivek burrowed it today.
         I forgot to take it back.
Dad:  What? 
Me:    Sorry dad! I meant pen.
         I swear! My phone changed it.
Dad:  Always put a cap on your pen
         Before giving it to anyone.
          Ink can spoil everything.
Me:    Stop it dad
         I'm telling mum!


Cousin: What song were you singing that day?
      Me: Which day?
Cousin: On long drive
     Me: Hedgehog don't care
Cousin: Really? Whose is it?
     Me: Tea and Tailor
Cousin: Have some sleep!
            You need rest
     Me: I meant Highway don't care
           By Tim McGraw and TAYLOR Swift


     Me: I'm not coming
Friend: Why? All good?
     Me: Just a bit of fetish
Friend: Ew! What kind of?
     Me: Fever.
           Concert Call
           *Common cold
Friend: LOL


     Me: Hola
Friend: Whas up?
     Me: Good
Friend: Wait
            Now good
     Me: What happened?
Friend: Network problem
           You know in grave network is poor
     Me: No I don't 
           Luckily, never been to a grave
Friend: Garage!


Friend: Hi
     Me: Hi
           Any plan for Christmas?
Friend: Yeah
     Me: What? 
Friend: Thinking organising a Satan themed party
     Me: What? Are you alright?
Friend: Why?
            I thought it's a great idea
            *Santa

            




    



 

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7 Comments
  • xXlunagirlXx

    Read it again. Oml XD


    14 days ago
  • mia_:)

    Haha, so relatable!!!! I swear, autocorrect is the worst! lol


    about 1 month ago
  • WhispersOfGray

    That is hilarious XD Oh my gosh, my belly is aching with all the laughter. The funniest one is the one with the Dad. XD


    about 1 month ago
  • Sanjana Sunilkumar

    XD XD XD

    Can't stop laughing

    That chat with father was in an extreme level!

    LMAO


    about 2 months ago
  • Samina

    Haha so funny. Autocorrect is sometimes very funny.


    2 months ago
  • xXlunagirlXx

    Haha, great job!

    And thanks for telling me what you said ^-^


    3 months ago
  • ava09

    BAHAHHAAH thank you for sharing these are all great and funny :)


    3 months ago