I am a Bio.

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This was a joke... I'm sorry

Ala da Pinappleo

August 26, 2019

I am a pineapple. I don't like pineapple, yet I am a pineapple. I was born as a pineapple. When my mother (a grapefruit) and my father (a carrot) were in the hospital expecting a beautiful grapecarrot or perhaps a carrotfruit, they were shocked when a small peculiar-looking pineapple popped out. My mother screamed before the sight of me, a monstrosity to the fruit world. My mother died that day leaving my father depressed and shriveled. My father sometimes blamed me for the event and honestly, I blame myself too. There is no room for a pineapple in this world.
A sad story of a sad pineapple in a world of perfect fruit...


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  • August 26, 2019 - 8:02pm (Now Viewing)

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    i know i am sorry

    7 months ago
  • pineapples

    excuse me, pineapples are magnificent things!
    it was funny, though

    11 months ago