Dear Dork

Dear Dork,

You’re such a
n e r d.
You make the worst jokes.

“Let me give you my two cents”
While placing two pennies in my hand.

You’re so
l a m e.
You say the weirdest things.

“New business idea: Go Kart obstacle course”
One late, late night.

You’re so
c r a z y.
You do the most stupid things.

“I threw water out of bucket to see how fast it would freeze”
When you were in Alaska.

But you make me laugh.
Really, really laugh-
A snorting, ugly pig laugh
That you make fun of me for.
Now I’m a “little piggy”
But you have always been
“My dork”

And I’m thankful for that.