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interstella

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✧・゚:* Stella // INFP // Singer // Songwriter // Dreamer ・゚☆✧

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E. Cin is short for Egac Cin. Please read that backwards. That is all.

HOW FLIRT WITH BOY?

April 2, 2019

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HOW FLIRT WITH BOY?

By E. Cin

Greetings, fellow humans of the teenage. I am E. Cin the Knowledgeable and Mighty, and I will be answer the much important question: HOW FLIRT WITH BOY? I have many advices about topic, for I too am human person that think swiftly. Here go into advices!

STEP ONE: Ocular Acknowledgement

You see Human Boy. Allow your seeing orbs to collide. Once this accomplished, tilt mouth corners in vertical direction towards vast and limitless expanse of universe Zok people inhabit. All Hail powerful Zok race. Bare oral utensils if deem acceptable.

STEP TWO: Appendage Contact

Approach Boy. Extend upper appendage and allow Boy shake it. Feeble human-folk have piteous lack of appendage. Powerful Zok possess twenty and three appendage. This step optional if don’t previous know Boy.

STEP THREE: Vocalization

Push air from lung and make appropriate configurations with tongue. If Boy’s seeing orbs still open and has heartbeat, he is interest in what you say. If do not have pulse or ooze black goo from orbital sockets, he may be infect with Malignant Zok Virus. Summon emergency chariots. Assume weak human medical equipment can save from Zok Virus. You may like talk of weather, schooling, or punishing Zok deities that reign supreme over puny citizens of Earth-planet.

STEP SEVEN: Supreme Domination

Grovel at feet of impregnable Zok overlords with Boy. This considered appropriate bonding ritual. Bow to the master race that overthrow mortal sphere known as Earth. Submit to imminent takeover of planet and obliteration of fragile human organisms.

That is All! With four easy step you can Flirt With Boy! Prepare for inevitable reciprocated love-feelings from Boy!
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11 Comments
  • Izu, Mika

    I agree with everyone. What an entertaining and humorous piece. Well done! :)


    3 days ago
  • Uma Bhat

    Lol this was hella hilarious


    4 months ago
  • Kenny

    HOW FLIRT WITH BOY OVER INSTAGRAM BECAUSE WE NO GO OUTSIDE??


    4 months ago
  • Quille

    XD Oh my goodness this was funny!!!!!!!!! Well done :DDDD


    5 months ago
  • asteria

    i'm dying. this is absolutely hilarious!!


    5 months ago
  • SparklingEmbers

    this was so funny wow love it


    5 months ago
  • Old Sport

    Thank You for Human Flirting Advice Friend Interstella


    5 months ago
  • Juliana

    I've been sitting here, drowning in boring homework, so thank you for ending my day with some weirdness, haha!


    5 months ago
  • Misfit

    I loved this!


    5 months ago
  • loveletterstosappho

    thank you for this i needed a laugh lmao


    5 months ago
  • AminahMcBina

    Oml, this was hilarious, yet interesting!!!


    5 months ago