A Certain Type of Decisive

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Just your unfriendly neighborhood disaster, bringing you bi-weekly updates from the bottom of my own shoe!

Message to Readers

STOP! Wait a minute, the rushing onset of time and the never-ending impending threat of oblivion made me dizzy for a sec.

Fight Me

April 1, 2019


I'll fight in the morning,
And I'll fight you late at night;
I'll fight you 'til the sun comes up,
Bathing us in light.

I'll fight you at my own house
Or I'll fight you inside yours;
We can fight across the ornate rug,
Or even tile floors.

I'll fight you for a cheez-it,
I'll fight for a dime,
I'll fight you for a Super Splasher
Classic lemon-lime.

It's not that I don't like you.
I'm just violent.



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  • Loser

    Last line is hilarious.

    10 months ago
  • Dani A. Remlap

    You're my favorite person on this site

    over 1 year ago
  • AbiJoy

    This is Dr. Seuss if he was 2% less of a coward. Also, I have "uptown funk" stuck in my head because of you. Basically, you're my hero now.

    over 1 year ago