A Certain Type of Decisive

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Just your unfriendly neighborhood disaster, bringing you bi-weekly updates from the bottom of my own shoe!

Message to Readers

As I have never consumed apple seeds, I can't be sure if I am a horse, or just a picture of one.

Worth Your Weight In Box Tops

March 29, 2019

PROMPT: Self-Respect

You are only worth as many Doritos as you can get from a kid you don't  know.
You’re worth the amount of days you keep your Snapchat streak.
You’re worth your weight boxtops, but only if you get the pizza party.
You’re worth how many grapes you can fit in your mouth.
And your only worth as many textbooks as you can hold up with 10 pieces of paper.


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  • March 29, 2019 - 7:01pm (Now Viewing)

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  • Loser

    This is very funny, with such truth in it.

    9 months ago
  • Julius Caesar

    Wow. This is really an eye opener..... Also, welcome to night vale. :D

    over 1 year ago