I don't know why I wrote this (actually I do, it was a present for my Marvel fan friend) but it was fun and it's very true and... yeah! This is a cute little poem (haha, cute) from the Marvel Movie "Infinity War", in which... a lot happens... spoiler alert to anyone who hasn't seen it yet. I'll just let you read on. Enjoy :)
Captain is back, back from the ice
C'mon man, you missed your date! This won’t suffice
Iron man’s iron, I knew this would happen!
These strange heroes, all so misshapen
I miss Peter Parker, swinging through trees
Texting to Happy, complaining with ease
Thor got a haircut, Loki just died
The funeral was terrible, even Hawk Eye cried
Are you having some problems, maybe a few anger issues?
Big green Hulk here will make sure you continue!
Natasha all spidey, she should hang out
With the king of the webs, Peter-Boy-Scout
Too bad he dissolved, like Vision; it’s true!
With Black Panther and Bucky and Doctor Strange too
It’s completely outrageous, this Wanda removal
Guardians gone likewise, but hey I approve!
Remember the too close to victory moment?
Except Peter Quill just couldn’t stay focussed!
Gamora, Gamora, where art thee Gamora?
She’s dead, you dingdong, Iron Man warned ya!
Marvel is a difficult thing to admire
Especially when all of the heroes expire
Hope this poem really made your day
It is the perfect recipe for a perfect doomsday!
Uh... I mean, well... it IS true *BAM* Hey, wait, I didn't mean... *CRASH* WOAH, wait up, I like Marvel and all *BAM*... I'm sorry, it's true! I cried too you know... *BANG*... HOLD UP! The odds were against them though... *BOOM*... ~Static~