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The average person has more veins than the rest of us. The average person lives in sweden. They eat nothing but goat cheese and honey. Their name is Klaus and they need glasses but can't get them because the government doesn't believe they exist. Klaus was called the average person because he can summon an army of gnats by shouting how he feels on a certain day. The average person can't define the word "define," but uses it often, because it's one of the seven words they know how to pronounce.
Written By: A Certain Type of Decisive
April 1, 2019