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"Serve the Lord with gladness; come before his presence singing."
Psalm 100:2

18yo Christian Fantasy writer.

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Elfboy, Book 1 of The Pizza Shop Chronicles:


Quick Sentence Contest

March 24, 2019


Hey guys! Sorry the prizes for the Cliffhanger Queen's Contest are taking so long. 

In the meantime, who'd like to finish a sentence for me?

I'll pick three to five winners (if I get enough entries) who'll all receive a prize of five likes/comments (sorry for the small prize, but like I said, I have a ton to catch up on)

So, here's the sentence you have to finish:

    One does not simply...

Deadline is March 28th.
Again: three to five winners who receive five likes/comments.

Have fun! :D


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  • March 24, 2019 - 10:35am (Now Viewing)

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  • weirdo


    8 months ago
  • Quille

    Oh! I totally forgot; thanks so much for reminding me!! I'll try to get them out asap! :)

    8 months ago
  • weirdo

    any idea when you may announce the winners for this contest?

    8 months ago
  • etheryal

    one does not simply reach the stars

    gosh what am i saying

    8 months ago
  • Johanna

    "One does not simply leave a Marvel movie before the credits." Ok I think that's the meme so don't count it as an entry if it's copyrighted or something xD
    One does not simply watch a single Youtube video- you have underestimated the power of clickbait.

    8 months ago
  • Kahte

    "Quote master Yoda simply one does not."
    idk thought that was funny in my knowledge of star wars memes

    8 months ago
  • AJ - Izzy

    One does not simply drift into the stars, at least not without first knocking on my door at the break of dawn, sleep be damned, and take me with them.
    (P.P.S. So much better, this is so cool :))

    8 months ago
  • AJ - Izzy

    One does not simply waltz into my room at night, take my favorite bronze ax out of the secret compartment in my sock drawer, and hack my birthday teddy bear to pieces!
    (P.S. I'm sorry, this was so random, inspired by Boromir :)

    8 months ago
  • Dmoral13

    One does not simply stub their toe, and not die inside

    One does not simply become friends with me if they don't understand my fangirl references

    8 months ago
  • Jae

    one does not simply... order starbucks earlier than five in the morning... unless it's me.

    8 months ago
  • korra4life

    One does not simply love another, for love is a fierce emotion that must grow through time and action, not mere thoughts.

    Cool contest! I've never watched LOTR... so I feel left out... *sigh* :D

    8 months ago
  • pencils.and.paper.roses

    One does not simply state their intent to eat a sandwich.

    They must announce it!

    8 months ago
  • luluwrites111

    One does not simply dance with the fay--you must be prepared to defend your soul, and never, never drink faerie mead.

    8 months ago
  • luluwrites111

    One does not simply waltz in to see the queen--unless you are the queen, in which case you would flounce, not waltz.

    8 months ago
  • Quille

    @weirdo, this is partly inspired by the "One does not simply" meme. LOTR ;)

    8 months ago
  • weirdo

    "One does not simply know heartbreak without knowing love."
    "One does not simply see her without feeling an overwhelming amount of joy."

    Is it weird that this prompt reminds me of the "One does not simply" meme?

    8 months ago
  • Kthrasher5

    Ah, why not?
    “One does not simply steal the all the kings gold and get away with it; unless of course, that one is me.”

    8 months ago
  • Lumisade

    One does not simply write a single angsty poem about one's feelings.

    One does not simply cha cha real smooth into Mordor.

    Oh, this is fun. XD

    8 months ago
  • Christy Wisdom

    One does not simply kill my favorite characters and not expect me to be in tears.
    One does not simply write a good plot line that makes sense, particularly when "one" is me.

    8 months ago
  • Kahasai

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. "
    Oh, wait, that's taken.

    "One does not simply eat a carrot; the carrot must be snapped and crunched. There is nothing simple about it."

    8 months ago
  • Quille

    @Blotted Ink, you can enter twice if you want, but you can only win once :)
    Thanks for participating! :DD

    8 months ago
  • Blotted Ink with a Broken Quill

    One does not simply take the slice of cake. I will find a deep pit to throw you into.

    ~Can we enter more than once?

    8 months ago
  • Opal Drop

    One does not simply kill my mom and expect to live - I will murder her, and cruelly.

    8 months ago
  • Quille

    @RNE, Totally ridiculous :).

    And guys, I forgot to shout-out stripedfly1001, the first person to hold a contest like this :)

    8 months ago
  • RNE

    here's my entry:
    One does not simply crossbreed a peanut and a walrus and let it roam Las Vegas on a giant rented pink porta-potty that you attached to my Uncle Ben.
    xD sorry that was ridiculous but now it's stuck in my mind

    8 months ago