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Greetings, humans. Facts about me: Sense of humour: Odd. Style of writing: Well. Randomness: Predictably so. Hobbies: Living. Aspiration: Famous. Likeliness to achieve aspiration: Not very. Biggest fan: Me.

Message from Writer

I should say something wise and insightful in these 750 characters. Sadly, I lack insight. I live to entertain and to be entertained. The world needs more hilarity, and I hope to assist it with that goal.

My Car Left Me!

February 3, 2019


I don't think humans should create AI.
People think it will be good, but I just don't see why.
I know its creation won't make everyone die,
but it won't quite make our happiness soar through the sky.

Jobs, purpose, money will all be gone.
"How do you like my phone? His name is John."
"Is your refrigerator running?" will no longer be a joke.
"I didn't treat it well, so it ditched me for new folks."

I dread the day that AI becomes real.
I don't want to care how my toaster feels.
My computer judging me for the things that I do,
"Ha! This is your third hour on YouTube!"

The school intercom will attempt blackmail.
"Fred is dumb," it says, "and at school, he fails."
Talking on the phone and the phone replies,
"I thought you hated Fred! Why do you talk to these guys?

My microwave will laugh at me for eating left-overs.
My washing machine judging my socks with lucky clovers.
The man in the "walk" light trying to escape.
The dishwasher eating the scraps from my plate!
A lighthearted poem about AI.


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  • Bruvton

    Whoa! Thank you all very much for your awesome comments and support! I'm super glad you all enjoyed this poem!

    over 1 year ago
  • Jae

    this is reeeeallllllly funny, and it's not that serious, but it's so relatable, which is great! also , love the word choice, it just lightens up the poem a little, and makes it easy to read. luv this! :D

    over 1 year ago
  • N.

    This is what the world needs more of: a cute, pure poem that everyone can enjoy and giggle about. ;)

    over 1 year ago
  • Quille

    Totally; I know a computer that would say some interesting things to me.... "What! You're not doen writing that yet?" or "Will you please type with more care?" XD.

    over 1 year ago
  • Bruvton

    Thanks! I wrote this in my ELA notebook earlier this year and decided to post it...

    over 1 year ago
  • Huda Ayaz

    This is so witty! Everything flows so well too and the tempo is great.

    over 1 year ago